February 2011
1 post
Political Correctness.
An interesting thing happened to me yesterday. I had met some asian boy but had forgotten his name. And I was with one of my white friends. I asked my white friend (out of earshot of the asian dude) what his name was. ANd my white friend shrugged and said “Erm im not sure, Abdul? either that or Paki.” Now i’m fairly comfortable around this friend and usually i’m fairly used...
December 2010
4 posts
Also my breakfast yeah
I was watching grim adventures of billy and mandy and i accidently oversalted my eggs… man that’s a bitter pill to swallow.
Its the kinda thing that can ruin a day!
Socks too!
I love waking up in the morning, and if its cold ironing my clothes before i put them on. Like having my torso really warm because i just ironed my t shirt is like the best feeling ever! Unfortunately it doesn’t last very long.
To a lesser extent I enjoy doing this with gloves ironing them and putting them on, but if i want warm hands its not too much of a hassle to press my hands to the...
Work...
Ok after i lost my job at Wheels of Sport Westfield, which was like the shittest job in the world but also like the best job ever!
Ive been working at gamestation since then, for like one day a week (except the week just gone where i worked every day) But i don’t think the people there lke me tooo much, because im an xmas temp, which means my contract expires on jan the 8th, there are 2...
Shockingly...
Right, the other day I woke up and did some stuff and spoke to some people and realised after fact verification and dot connecting that I have haters.
Now that came as a shock to me, and quite a dissapointment because, lol i hate the word haters, but not that but because the people who are “hatin’” are people I generally like. D’ah well word spreads quick like poison and I...
November 2010
4 posts
...
Someone from youtube wants too add me on facebook.
I’m scared. Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllow it im just gonna accept.
on second thoughts … i wont. =S
NOT THAT IM A SICK GUY AND HAVE THE POWER TO DISMISS PEOPLE AS A WHIM.
but besides that yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ive got 2 eessays due in on monday and tuesday and i havent read the...
Apanthropinisation
Apanthropinisation - I have no idea what this word means! But… i have it listed as my political views on fb. Man I must have felt so superior and/or funny at the time!
I’ll leave it there, just incase it is something important to me and i just forgot.
Also I removed David Mitchell from my “heroes” section on fb… not that hes not a kool guy… but hes not really...
My room smells of gunpowder.
Well i assume its gunpowder cos my window is open and loads of fireworks are going off just overhead and i can smell the gritty smell of gunpowder. Again i assume this is what gunpowder smells like, since I’ve never held a gun or anything else that uses gunpowder to work I’m only making an educated (naive) guess. For all i know gunpowder could smell like… new car smell, coconuts,...
Fruits of labour
My brother used my football boots recently, and he got them dirtier than usual.
He went into the garden to wash and clean my boots and i watched from my second floor window (unbeknownst to him) and for some strange reason, after like 10 minutes i derived alot of pleasure watching him clean my boots. I never actually wanted him to clean them but now i’m thinking…
Darn noob they better...
October 2010
7 posts
futureme.org
Write yourself a letter for the future!
Im doing one every year. I completely forgot i did this then out of no where i got 2 email messages from myself last year telling me how my life was going at the time.
Its interesting to see how my life has changed in the last year.
…
Its exactly the same…
BUT! I wrote another one this year and i cant wait to recieve it next year
...
Ive probably said this before...
but gosh darn it i’ll say it again!
I LOVE my freshly conditioned hair when i come out the shower
It feels so soft and clean and *Sigh* if it wasnt weird i would stroke my head all day after conditioning!
How do I describe the feeling of...
sohrabihamid:
I need to vent my frustration, I’ve never been so bored in my life. This whole extra one year thing was not a good idea. I didn’t even think of a contingency plan. And it’s only been a month. AHHHHHHHHHHHLJDA;SHDAGIHHKLGHK.
Do more posts about your days/life! theyre quite interesting and fun!
not that you not enjoying ur extra year is fun to me…
fuck i hate not knowing how to use tumblr...
I was messing round with tumblr and saw this funny post on a page somewhere
and i tried to like “reblog” it but i couldntand it wouldnt show me how
but yeah here it is i guess
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack:...
Fighting For A Better Dystopia: 10 things that... →
thisisallll:
fightingforabetterdystopia:
1. Bought Halo: Reach.
2. Lost my job due to the shop where i worked closing down.
3. Havent been paid yet by my dodgy ex employer.
4. Had an interview at game and SMACKED IT, but probs wont get the job anyways.
5. finished ramadan and eid and almost completed 6 extra days of fasting
6. I won…
Considering the last time you posted before this was...
10 things that have changed in my life since the...
1. Bought Halo: Reach.
2. Lost my job due to the shop where i worked closing down.
3. Havent been paid yet by my dodgy ex employer.
4. Had an interview at game and SMACKED IT, but probs wont get the job anyways.
5. finished ramadan and eid and almost completed 6 extra days of fasting
6. I won a halo tournament at the eurogamer expo and won these uber kool headphones. Literally the first thing...
Tube strike! and douchebag from uni! =]
There was a tube strike today, I always thought when i was a kid like a tube strike had a negative effect on smarties, then when i found out what tube strikes really were I was really happy because they wouldn’t hampermy consumption of my (at the time) favourite sweet things.
Now that I’m older I kinda wish tube strikes were something to do with Smarties and not the most...
August 2010
2 posts
Ok no ones gonna read this one but...its a dream.
This is a dream i had, i rushed to work when i woke up and wrote it all out so i wouldnt forget…
For that reason its full of errors, gramattical… and dream related errors.
Its as accurate as i could recall it and its still missing bits and bobs.In brackets i put reasons why i believe that segment of my dream appeared and added bits that counter balanced the dream in RL.
Ok here...
Kids, you tried your best and you failed...
Not the best quote to use as a title, but it still means something, cos it came from the simpsons.
I want to study comedy, thoroughly… like you know buy books with essays on comedy and like you know read essays on peoples perception of “funny”. and i was gonna quote the frog thing, but that would totally make me look like i was contradicting myself!
Cos, yeah… I...
July 2010
3 posts
Maybe I'm getting old but...
I hate it when someone accuses someone else of being “gassed, its literally such shit slang.
My dream.
I had a dream last night that… well it started off where like I was going into this house and i was stealing something, whatever it was i was stealing was way to big for me to carry by myself. Then i realised i had comrades… or rather accomplices, and we carried whatever it was into the van. I say “the” van like i knew the van, but it was like “a” van to me...
I feel like fail.
My mum sent me to the post office today to pay some bills. I, really didnt wanna go cos i was tired and feeling lazy. But my mum said just before she left to go to work, make sure you don’t go sending your brother in your stead. So fair enough i went to the post office with 200 squids in my pocket and like yeah with my Mckenzie trousers which have just the shittest pockets ever. Like...
June 2010
3 posts
2 things
1. A racist term to describe people of south asian descent (i.e my people) and those of arab descent = “Sand Nigger” or “Camel Jockey”… < LOL Couldn’t stop laughing when i heard those… well didnt laugh.. but i laughed in my head.
2. My youtube channel has been updated after years of nothing. Check it out… please?
www.youtube.com/munnawar.
what if...
While bangin out some ratchet and clank, i hit the pause button and began to think.
If facebook had been hugely popular back when i was in year 10 or even year 9… would my year have been any different?
I mean facebook kinda exploded onto the scene, i guess when i was in year 12… And my year group were so different, so distant from one another. We didn’t know eachother, and we...
I hate trying to rationalise something to myself, even though i believe what i’ve done is unforgiveable.
May 2010
5 posts
Quick update.
I played football yesterday and got injured.
I now have a limp.
Thats not important it wont last long.
On the bright side i get to play ratchet and clank and stay in .
I have to take 16 more busses this week in order to make my monthly buss pass worth it. If it comes down to it and i havent made up the ammount of journeys…
I’ll buy a book and ride 50 busses on the last day till i...
Idioms
I love idioms, and will try to incorporate them into my every day vocab.
There's a new sheriff in town, And y'all better...
Ok like i said in my last blog post, (i think i said?) erm i havent written anything in ages cos im so like swamped with thoguhts constantly that any post i wud write would become a mess going off into tangents and just different things that happen in my life and whatever. So today i’m going to talk about something very dare to me, something that fucking means so much even tho its something...
Also yeah...
I woke up today to the sound of a baby crying, my sister has left her 10 month with us for the weekend so she can celebrate her anniversary/birthday. And its tiems like this, where I’ve had barely any sleep, and im awoken by a baby crying and all i want to do is make it quiet and happy… not because I want to get back to sleep but just because that would make me happy if the...
HI Tumblr, its been a while...
I am BACK! Time to break down my life into manageable digestible pieces.
School/Uni:
My exams are finally over! I say “finally” as if i had to endure some arduous waiting perioud. The exam period started and ended relatively quickly. I did no revision for each of my exams except for the morning before each. So out of the 3 exams i took, ive failed two… and passed one. I lucked...
April 2010
1 post
I Have Mundane Dreams.
Its been a while since i aint had internets. Sad times, but i got it back todaY! And I realised like how much i need the internet. Like I mean REALLY if you dont have the internet (or facebook) you become sorta isolated, but not completely. But then i cant play games online either, which proper sucked! So yeah internet is really important.
If you tie that in with having like NO CREDIT, that makes...
March 2010
5 posts
Its like that episode of simpsons.
You know when you think your doing great in life, like really about to achieve something and finally end some: hours, days, weeks, months, years of strife!? And like you think your just about to finally finish something and then you imagine yourself standing back and being proud or something.
And then its like you do something and you realise, that you havent even reached teh top of the mountain...
7 - 10 split!
I went bowling for my first (legit) time on sunday.
Well like basically, i have been once before but it was like teams and i barely bowled at all.
but in margate i bowled for my first time ever. And man was it a mixed bag… I mean like no i enjoyed it helluva lot. Got like 9 strikes (not in one game) over the course of 3 games. so thats 3 strikes per game, on average. which i mean for a guy...
Just updated myself on the past week.
YEah jsut read everyones posts from the last week, been seriously slacking on the tumblr front.
But i guess since its a friday (my free day) ill update with what ive done so far.
Woke up erli-ish like 11, for a friday thats pretty neat.
Showered, was gonna go mosque to pray, but failed so prayed at home. HAd some breakfast, 2 eggs, 3 toasts. (sunny side up, and buttered)
Did so many chores,...
Yeah first in a while
SO what is there to report on in my life.
Well nothing much cos nothings really been going on. But people say that, like whats up? “nothing” but somethings always happening right?
man i dunno i really wanna put something interesting down, something so mind blowing and stuff that like is good enough to threaten the government and their views so they like have to detain me and ship me...
February 2010
19 posts
Theres this chick
At uni and omg shes just so beautiful. Its unreal, like shes not the baaiit BABE, but shes so attractive, like her features are perfect. Like in teh perfect place, like if u had to draw a perfect human face, like it would be hers. Not that shes AMAZINGLY BUFF LIKE SEE HER AND U DIE… but shes just like soo buff on the sly?
Does that make sense?
Like while drinking coffee (she drinks coffee...
Ive fucked up so many things recently its not even a joke.
So i thought id list the positive things to make me feel better.
Erm…
Lost was amazing.
Camp America is coming back to London for a recruitment fair, talk about second chances, I really need a second chance, a fresh start on too many things.
Almost finished that Harakumi novel, and its realllyyyy good, grippin me and not letting...
Today
Today i spent my whole time at uni like for 7 hours straight with like a dude whos a friend but not a cloosoe friend, like i always htought he was kool. Hes a close friend of a close friend, but today we just cut out the middle man and just hung out together
which was really kool.
cos i just unloaded about what it hought abtout the world and he was really good at listening
and yeah it feels good...
I Am Going to Write.
inthenameofscout:
I will report back with whatever I’ve produced. Even though I’ve done that before but then ended up deleting the posts out of embarrassment.
Whatevs.
I so cant wait. This post means by the end of the day riggght!?
Before i die...
Ok this post is about like something new that i want to do, but it doesnt exist yet. Like Im not gonna post liek my 100 things to do before i die list here. Cos thats not finished anyways, 100 things is hard to think of, like meaningfulful things.
But i mean liek i want someone, someone SICK yeah like to write a book with the concept based loosely around the multiverse theory. Like obvs theres...
You Talkin' To Me?: Drugs & Space & Not... →
Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if space flooded? Can space flood? Is there a brim? I heard that space was shrinking, but I don’t understand how you’d know that unless you knew that there was something outside of space. What if on the other side of spaces skin there was some other…
Yayyy leila, when did you write this!? Loved it, made me think, i like the bit specially about u...
P C
My political compass is like
Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -3.62 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.44
That means like in the lower left but not too far south west
so im abit happy with that.
And just a quick round up of my day
Woke up at 8, thought it was like 3 in the morn a light was shining through my curtains I assumed some sort of phenomenon was happening in the sky, like i dunno a solar flair or somehting. I was proper shocked that it was so light out and it was like 3 in the morning. Then i chekced the time, it was like 8 felt foolish and went back to bed. I had a weird dream/nightmare about Jonathon ross and...
“I am Me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone choose it — I own everything about me: my feelings, my mouth, my voice, all my actions, whether they be to others or myself. I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears. I own my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes. I can discard that which is unfitting, keep the rest, and invent...
I just rediscovered my love for Gorillaz!
So good.
Bus times
Ergh was on the bus today
and these two girls sitting behind me were just chatting SHIT
like just criticising the bus driver over any little thing he did
i mean we all do it, but they just went on and on and on
and they were just talking rubbish and man i was really getting annoyed
cos tehy were talking about how buff they were
and this anger was building up cos tehy were just talking...
Ok so this movie thing right...
Ok i got off to a really good start, but now im like kinda slowing down, like i wanna watch every movie ever! but i dont, not really, like allow all the swag ones. (unless its so bad its good!) i ordered some dvd’s, cos before my dvd collection consisted of… 2… dvd’s now its up to almost 10!
I really wanna watch the “kite runner”, cos one of my friends is in...